Funny Facts of life.

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1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage.

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Five Useful Home Remedies for Toothache

Tooth pain can be one of the most devastating and terrible pains you will ever have. When you have pain in your mouth, you will never like to talk or eat anything and the only thing you will need is an immediate relief. In most of the cases, the worst thing about toothaches is that they generally come during weekends or holidays, when the dentist offices nearby are closed. There can be any reason for this pain like gingivitis, tooth decay, the breakdown of enamel, etc.…. Here are some home remedies for toothache that can provide you the relief until you can find a dentist, but do ensure to get a dentist appointment:


1. Baby Aspirin: If you think that decay or hole in the tooth may be the reason behind the pain, then placing an orange flavored baby aspirin in the affected area and letting it dissolve on its own can be helpful. Orange flavor is suggested because it has a better flavor as compared to plain aspirin for chewing.

2. Cloves: You might be aware that cloves can add flavor to our foods. But, do you know that they can relieve tooth pain? Ground cloves can be helpful in this respect. Just take some paste of ground cloves and place it directly on the area of pain, you will find relief immediately.

3. Lipton tea bag: You can try using a wet Lipton tea bag as the tannins present in the tea can reduce the swelling in addition to providing pain relief. If you are worried about the swelling caused in your cheeks due to the pain, this remedy can be helpful. If your tooth is not sensitive to cold, you can place the bag in ice water for some time before placing it on your cheeks.

4. Warm water with table salt: This is the most tried and best known home remedy. Take some warm water and add a spoon of salt to it and let it dissolve completely. Then, gently rinse the water in your mouth and spit it. This remedy can be helpful even if you have swelling and even bacteria if any in your mouth can die with this technique.


5. Ice cube massage: Just take an ice cube and place it on a thin piece of cloth, then gently place it on  your cheeks above the area of your pain so that the nerves around will become numb thereby reducing your pain.


Do remember that these are simple home remedies that can provide short-term relief.

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH~~ It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT
1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water

2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute

3.. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:
1. High Blood Pressure (30 days)
2. Gastric (10 days)
3. Diabetes (30 days)
4. Constipation (10 days)
5. Cancer (180 days)
6. TB (90 days)
7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards – daily..

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.
It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine.
Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks:

· Not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting,
· Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
· You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
· Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.
· 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.
· Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.

Foods That Help You Quit Smoking

So your endless efforts to quit smoking are not working? How about trying some foods that might help you get rid of this deadly habit? We know it is not as easy as it sounds but there are some fruits and vegetables that might be of some help. The trick is to make the right choices of food when you finally plan to quit.

Each year one in every five deaths in the US is caused by smoking. Also there are almost 8.6 million people who are suffering from some serious illnesses caused by smoking. It has been estimated by CDC (Centers of Disease Control and Prevention) that an adult male who smokes may lose 13.2 years of his life on average and a female smoker may lose 14.5 years.

There are about 4800 chemicals contained in a cigarette out of which 69 can cause cancer. Whereas, secondhand smoke comprises of 7000 chemicals out of which 70 are known as cancer-causing. So smoking is not only lethal for the smoker himself but also for the people being exposed to the secondhand smoke. Smoking causes lung cancer, cardiovascular diseases, emphysema and also cause fertility problems.

A study conducted by Duke University claims that making the right choices of food may aid you in getting rid of this habit. The remedy lies in fresh fruits, vegetables, non carbonated beverages and dairy products. It has been hypothesized that selecting these foods may alter the production of the saliva and also temporarily make changes to the taste buds, making cigarettes less palatable.

The University of Buffalo also conducted similar researches, that is fruits and vegetables can help quit smoking. Their studies revealed that people consuming fruits and vegetables were 3 times more likely to quit smoking than the smokers who didn’t eat much of the fruits and vegetables. Jeffrey Haibach, M.P.H, lead author of the study says, “Cravings for cigarettes and foods are closely linked and often confused with one another,” he adds that, “By eating a diet with higher fiber content, you’ll feel fuller and avoid craving confusion.”

Joseph McClernon, Ph.D., director of the Tobacco Neuroscience Research Lab at Duke University also states that fruits and vegetables can worsen the taste of the cigarettes.

So here we are with the list of foods that can work for smoking quitters:

Milk
According to the research conducted at the Duke University, milk can help to reduce the craving for cigarettes. The researchers claim that milk leaves a strange aftertaste in the mouth of the smokers that make them repel from smoking. Also the high contents of protein found in milk are beneficial in providing extra energy when you feel down because of the craving for nicotine. So whenever you feel the urge for cigarettes just take a sip of milk. Yogurt or a piece of cheese is equally good and can be consumed instead of milk to help you quit.

Carrots
James A. Duke, PhD. Botanist at the USDA’s Agricultural Research Service, in Maryland, says, “If cigarettes are cancer sticks, carrots are anticancer sticks”. His own routine was 3 packs of cigarettes per day. He claims that carrots played a vital role in helping him quit smoking. The component called caroteniods found in carrots not only helps you quit smoking but also saves you from cancer. Buy yourself a bunch of baby carrots and whenever you carve for a cigarette munch on a these fresh raw carrots.

Sunflower Seeds
Researchers claim that sunflower seeds have the same effect on your mind as tobacco, i.e. they increase the production of adrenaline. Sunflower seeds not only have a calming effect on your mind but also contain essential B-complex vitamins that help in the nourishment of the nervous system. They are a good option for smoking quitters but overeating is not suggested as they contain high contents of fats. Choose the one with shells so that the consumption process can take time.

Bananas
Recent studies have found that banana can help quit smoking. The most common problem faced by the smoking quitters is that they feel lack of energy and stressed out. The friendly bananas, full of essential vitamins and minerals, can boost your energy and calm you down in stressful conditions caused by nicotine cravings. Whenever you feel the urge to smoke, kill it by eating a banana.

Marjoram tea
Marjoram is an aromatic herb commonly found in the Mediterranean countries. Its tea can be very effective for those who want to quit smoking. It makes the throat dry as a result smoking becomes less pleasurable. All you need to do is, boil 1 teaspoon of marjoram tea in a cup of water for 15 minutes. Whenever you feel the craving you can consume this tea. This herb is easily available at all health food stores.

Cloves
Cloves do not completely help you quit smoking but may help you limit the quantity of cigarettes you smoke. Whenever you smoke your first cigarette of the day, suck on a small clove, this will leave the taste of nicotine in your mouth for a long time and will reduce the urge for another cigarette.

All the above mentioned foods can help you quit smoking but also keep in mind that there are some foods that can actually aggravate your craving for smoke. According to the research conducted at the Duke University, when you plan to quit smoking, avoid taking meat, alcoholic beverages and coffee because these foods make cigarettes taste better.

PHOTO: $1.7million Gold Coloured Bugatti Car Owned By Rapper Flo Rida

PHOTO: $1.7million Gold Coloured Bugatti Car Owned By Rapper Flo Rida


This shiny object is a custom Bugatti Veyron owned by rapper Flo Rida, real name Tramar Dillard. The $1.7 million car started out life in a pearlescent white hue but Flo Rida eventually got
bored of this and went with a chrome finish. Clearly, just owning a Veyron wasn’t attention grabbing enough for the rapper.

But Flo Rida’s lust for shiny cars didn’t end there.
Perhaps determined to outdo the owner of this red chrome Veyron, Flo Rida recently called Florida’s Metro Wrapz and requested an even tackier flashier finish: gold chrome.

Of course, you can’t drive a gold Veyron and not have matching gold wheels, so Flo Rida also had Metro Wrapz install a set of gold-plated wheels from Forgiato.

**2014 - YEAR OF MONEY**

THIS YEAR WE DECREE THAT:
. Money will pay homage to you.
. Those that mocked you will testify that yes you serve a living God

. Money will respect you, obey you and serve you.
. Your story will change this month and men shall celebrate with you.
. Positive changes will take place in your life from now on. 
. Financial Progress, joy, good health and victory shall be your portion! 
. Poverty will NOT remember your name.
. Money shall answer the name you give it.
. All your hard-work be rewarded with hard-cash
. Your many unfinished projects will become finished projects.
. Rest of mind will be your lot.
. Your money will be a blessing to many.

IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. THE KING OF KINGS!THE HE THAT IS GREATER. THE REDEEMER. THE MAJESTIC ROSE OF SHARON. THE SON OF MAN. I AM THAT I AM. THE NAME THAT IS ABOVE ALL NAMES. 

AND SO SHALL IT BE:
For every hand that TYPES Amen.
SHARE to be a blessing to others.

Penis Enlargement: Does It Work?

Penis Enlargement: Does It Work?

Source:R. Morgan Griffin   (WebMD)


Guys, be honest: Do you wish you were bigger? Almost certainly, the answer is yes.

"I think there isn't a guy in the world who hasn't wished his penis were an inch or two longer," says Michael O'Leary, MD, professor of urologic surgery at Harvard Medical School and a urologist at Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston.

However, after more than a century of generally dubious and sometimes lunatic penis enlargement attempts, there's still not much you can do. Sure, there are lots and lots of supposed options out there -- penis pills, creams, brutal stretching exercises, horrific-looking devices, and penis surgery. Almost none of it works. The few approaches that can work often have modest benefits and serious side effects. How serious? In some cases, erectile dysfunction-serious.

"Trust me, if I knew of a way to safely and effectively increase penis size, I'd be a billionaire," O'Leary tells WebMD. "But I don't. Nobody does."

Still, common sense doesn't stop size-obsessed guys from trying very sketchy treatments on a vital part of their anatomy -- and risking a lot in the process.

How Small Is a Small Penis?

Think you're smaller than average? You're probably not.


The typical erect penis is usually 5 to 6 inches long with a circumference of 4 to 5 inches. There's more variation in the size of flaccid penises.

Some guys are genuinely smaller than that. In rare cases, genetics and hormone problems cause a condition called micropenis -- an erect penis of under 3 inches. Sometimes Peyronie's disease or prostate cancer surgery can reduce a guy's size.

But studies show that most of the guys seeking penis enlargement are average-sized. They just think they're below average.

Why? Part of it is perspective. It's very hard to gauge the size of your own penis -- looking down, you've got a bad angle.

Psychology plays a role, too. Some average-sized guys become obsessed with the idea that they're too small. There's even a psychiatric diagnosis: penile dysmorphic disorder. It's similar to the perceptual distortion of anorexics who think they're fat no matter how thin they get.

According to one study, the majority of men who get penis enlargement surgery have this condition. They're also the least satisfied with the results.

What Works: Weight Loss

There is one safe and effective method for getting a larger-looking penis: weight loss.

"A lot of men who think that they have a small penis are overweight," says Jennifer Berman, MD, a urologist in Beverly Hills and co-author of Secrets of the Sexually Satisfied Woman.

Losing weight will reveal more of that hidden shaft that's buried beneath belly fat. It doesn't actually increase your size, but it will look that way.

For guys who would rather have a surgical procedure than eat less, liposuction of the fat pad around the penis can work. Still, the effects aren't permanent -- if you don't change your eating habits, your penis will once again sink into your belly, like a pier at high tide.


Penis Enlargement: Pills, Creams, and Devices

What else is there? Here's a rundown of some unsavory options.

The vacuum pump. This is a cylinder that sucks out air. You stick your penis in and the resulting vacuum draws extra blood into it, making it erect and a little bigger. You then clamp off the penis with a tight ring -- like a tourniquet -- to keep the blood from leaking back into your body. What are the drawbacks? The effect only lasts as long as you have the ring on. Using it for more than 20 to 30 minutes can cause tissue damage.
Stretching with weights. Weights or stretching exercises won't bulk up your penis -- it's not a muscle. But hanging weights off your flaccid penis may stretch it a bit, O'Leary says. The catch is that it requires a freakish degree of dedication. "You might have to wear a weight strapped to your penis eight hours a day for six months," says O'Leary. At the end of it, you could be lucky enough to gain about half an inch. Risks include tearing of the tissue, burst blood vessels, and other problems.
Pills, supplements, ointments, and creams. They don't work. None of them. "I think it's safe to say that all of that stuff is complete nonsense," Berman says.

Penis Enlargement Surgery

What about surgery? It can work, but there are a lot of cautions. There are two basic penis enlargement surgeries.

Lengthening the penis. The most common procedure is to cut the ligament that connects the penis to the pelvic bone. This allows a little more of the shaft -- on average less than an inch -- to become visible outside the body. It's not really lengthening the penis so much as revealing more of what's usually hidden. To prevent the ligament from reattaching, a guy would need weights or stretching devices daily for about six months.
Widening the penis. For men who think their penis is too thin, more controversial procedures can thicken it using implanted fat, silicone, or tissue grafts.
One newer -- and low-risk -- procedure can work for certain men. In some cases, the scrotum attaches high up on the shaft of the penis. Partially disconnecting the scrotum can reveal more of the shaft, making the penis look longer. The surgery takes 20 minutes and can be done on an outpatient basis, O'Leary says.

Penis Enlargement Surgery Risks

Before you take out a penile improvement loan and unbuckle your pants, consider the risks of lengthening or widening surgery.

There are no well-studied approaches. No major medical organization approves of these surgeries. Some guys opt to travel to other countries for treatments that aren't approved in the U.S. If that thought has crossed your mind, slow down -- it's time to have a frank talk with your doctor about the risks you'd be taking.

The side effects of lengthening surgeries are numerous and include infections, nerve damage, reduced sensitivity, and difficulty getting an erection. Perhaps most disturbing, scarring can leave you with a penis that's shorter than what you started with. Widening the penis is even more controversial. Side effects can be unsightly -- a lumpy, bumpy, uneven penis.

The few studies that have been done aren't encouraging. The European Urology study looked at 42 men who had procedures to lengthen their penises by cutting the suspensory ligament and found that only 35% were satisfied with the results. Half went on to get more surgery.

Reconsidering Penis Enlargement

Wishing you were a little bigger is common. If it's becoming a fixation, stop and think before you do something rash.

Talking to a doctor or a therapist can help. Research has found that when a doctor honestly reassures a guy that his penis is average-sized, he is likely to stop searching for surgery.


You also need to be on guard against phony claims for miracle penis enlargement.

"The main target for penis enlargement advertising is insecure guys who think all their power lies in their penises," says Berman. "These guys are easy victims."

Ian Kerner, a sex counselor in New York, says that the imagined glories of a gargantuan penis are not all they're cracked up to be.

"When it comes to penis size, being average is really where you want to be," says Kerner, the author of books including She Comes First. "Having a penis that's too big can be a much larger problem -- pun unintended -- than one that's too small." For guys who are too big for their partners, oral or vaginal sex can be difficult.

"Size really doesn't matter nearly as much as being a good and creative lover," Kerner tells WebMD. "How you use your brains, your hands, your mouth, and everything else -- that's what counts in the bedroom."

So consider: A quest for a bigger penis could leave you with a lumpy, bruised, discolored, thickened, painful, dysfunctional member. (Not to mention a drained bank account.) Does risking the inches you have for the hope of an extra half inch make sense?

Source:R. Morgan Griffin   (WebMD)